"i hate my chemical romance" i grumble to myself
getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
the biggest difference between fall out boy and mcr is fall out boy is “we won’t let things get dark” and mcr is “we’ll help you through the dark”
i hate the silence in between two songs because i can actually hear the world
Shout out to video games for distracting me from that underlying sense of persistent gut wrenching panic that’s been following me around since I was 17.
Favorite moments of Ellen hosting the 86th Annual Academy Awards
One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”
-finally does laundry-
-never puts away laundry-
-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-
this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.
Phillip’s face tho