the tears of laughter I cry are real.
this truly is the best post on tumblr
"Well, what I’m I gonna do now? I’ve got your face tattooed on my arm!"
'idk, give him angry eyebrows or something.'
roses are red
come to my bed
because i ship me and you
this may be the best poetry to show up on my dash
Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet!
I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep.
fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…
I JUST WANTED TO SING THE ALPHABET I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS
Ironically, what you wanted instead was the D.
have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au